Here is a list of presents for a male in your life under 30 bones and with a good sense of humor. Something tells me the girl-version is on it’s way…

A stick-on mustache since he can’t grow one out to save his life, a harmonica for those lonely drunk nights, a shark pizza cutter for his DiGiorno cooking abilitities, a sinking ship alcohol (not included) glass, a lavalamp because it’s badass, the “I Just Want to Ride Bikes With You” tee, a fucking brassknuckles coffee cup just in case he has to Sopranos-someone-before-lunch, and of course tattoo bandages if he is the one getting a bruise!

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