In the year 2011 I decided to go all out with holiday presents. Top of the list is the most important, yet most difficult. What should I get for the man who has everything he wants and needs? Here is the official list: NoPattern “Dark Light I” 20×30 poster, vintage ashtray, and a bottle of cleverly-named Sheep Dip Scotch Whisky. If these aren’t mans’ man presents, I don’t know what could be. I’m typing this a week before the big day, so fingers crossed.

What I’ve realized about the holidays is I have a good idea of what to get for the loved one in my life, yet when asked what I want in return I stumble. I want: jewelry, giant stereo system, HD camera, and tattoo.

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